Escape From the Nest of Gays (My Mistake) Episode 10

My Dad usually comes home late on Saturdays (club things). But my mum… where will I tell them that I went to? Went to my sister and confided in her (dint tell her where I was going). Told her that I will be coming back anytime from 8pm and if mummy asked of me.. that she should tell her that I went to collect GCE past question from someone that I just left now. She said no problem.

I went to play with my mum in the living room then sneaked into my room around 5:30pm. I made a call to Jude that I will be coming but I won’t stay that long. Exactly 6pm, I took a bike to the hotel at Nino street. I called Jude that I’m at the gate. After waiting for like 5mins, he came and we entered inside.

He was with his friends in the VIP lounge (2girls… 3guys). He introduced the ladies… this is Ronke and this is Linda. They greeted me warmly by hugging me. With my assessment, those ladies will be over 40 years old. Is this the kind of bigger girls that Jude wants to link me to. I was still thinking when Jude ordered for 2 bottles of small stout and a plate of pepper soup (Stout ke) for me. I rushed the drinks with the hope that I would leave early but Jude ordered for more drinks which I rejected. I don’t drink like that besides I don’t want you to feel bad that was why I forced myself to drink the ones you gave me.

He smiled and said “you be correct guy”. It is getting late: 7:30pm now. I told him that I had to leave because of my Dad. Jude: no oooo. I have a gift for you Me: what gift is that?

Jude: guys let’s go inside… We all moved inside the hotel. Jude

gave me room key 204 and said your package is inside there. I know that the package is a girl. I was feeling tipsy but I...

was still praying that it won’t be old mama like Ronke and Linda ooo. I managed to get to the door and I got the shock of my life when I opened it.

What I saw really surprised me.

The shock of my life. I met someone quite alright but it was

Jude’s friend. He excused himself to go to the restroom when we were drinking outside (I remembered his face). I don’t want to be rude, so I closed the door (dint lock it). I kept singing at the back of my mind “I’m not gay”. The guy introduced himself as Ikeh but all his friends call him IK for short. He started toasting me. I like you I love you… I will really take care of you.. bla bla bla! then all of a sudden he started running his hands all over my body. I was still in shock of the whole scenario.

Just looking like mumu until his hand touched my “OGA”. That was when I flared up.

Me: I’m not gay my guy.. just stop it. IK: nobody was… I will treat you good.

Me: (this guy fine oo) as you fine reach na guys you dey find when girls plenty for outside.

IK: nobody fit satisfy me like the way men do.

Me: (trying to touch me again) I shouted at him, if you dare touch me again; I swear I go kill you for here. You dey mad ni (very angry and pointing to the sky) I stood up and headed for the door that was when I remembered that I dint removed the key from outside and we were locked inside. I asked him how did he gets inside? He dint even answer me.

I dialled Jude’s number but it was switched off. The time is now

20mins after 8pm. I sat down beside him and thinking how I’m going to get out of here. My phone rang and my heart saddened when I saw the call was from my dad. I started begging him that he should allow me go…. Na dat day I know say Konji na bastard….

Ik con dey do as if na me offend am… I Begged and Begged…. my mum has

started calling too… Wahala dey oooo! My Dad and Mum kept calling me at

intervals. I just have to rush home but Ik is not helping matters.

It’s now 9pm and I’m still in the captive of a gay guy. Then I saw Damilola’s call and then Adejoke’s call, that was when I knew that I’m in for a big trouble. I wanted to pick my dad’s call and tell him about my location but I know the kind of person he is. I sat down relaxed and I took another bottle of small stout on the table. Finished it then I opened another one. As I was gulping down my fourth bottle that was when he went to open the door. The time is now 9:34pm.

My legs were shaking but I managed to get a bike and I told him to take me to Customs street. Okada man: your money na #100

Me: for just next street… okay I will give you #200 but if anybody asked you where are you bringing me from tell them say na GRA junction.

Okada man: thank you oga… no wahala. I be business man na We drove off and go gbangan I reached my papa house.

I alighted the bike. What I saw make me to understand that my family loves me.

Standing outside were my parents, Badoo, Funmilayo, mummy k

Adejoke and Damilola.

I fumbled off the bike that my mum had to rush over to check on me.

Immediately she smelled Alcohol on me, she just left me lying on the ground.

I managed to stand up. I went over to my Dad. Me: good evening sir

Dad: where are you coming from?

Me: I went to a friends party.

Dad: is that why you should come home drunk and got everyone worried

Me: I dint drink oooo… Dad: I can see that…. then stand upright

Me: ((I tried to stand up right but my weight is too heavy for my legs to

carry)… I’m standing upright sir I knew that my legs were seriously shaking. It’s the influence of the alcohol

I took. My Dad now faced the Abolaji’s and thanked them for their support. He then called segun. Go and drop them and come home very fast ooo. It’s late ooo. I looked at Damilola&Adejoke and I know what was going through their minds. I just greeted Mummy k as I fumbled into the house.